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<  Yao and me  ~  had a dream about yao

PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 2:26 pm
User avatarPosts: 4321Location: Harvard MedJoined: Tue Sep 23, 2003 2:48 pm
ehh...what a disturbing thread...


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PostPosted: Tue Apr 12, 2005 4:46 pm
User avatarPosts: 1027Joined: Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:06 am
Play some music when you sleep.

Ah, best way to counteract this is to watch some SERIOUS hardCORE XXXXXX porn RIGHT before you go to bed... Then you'll have a better chance of not dreaming 'bout Yao Ming and his body... Just make sure you're on some diapers when you're at it...


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PostPosted: Wed Apr 13, 2005 12:08 am
User avatarPosts: 4900Location: PhilippinesJoined: Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:06 pm
LOL I had a dream about Yao once too...

I dreamt that we were good buddies and he came to my house. We played some PS2 and PC games. Basically that's all that I remember. Even in my dream he is D@MN tall. He hit his head entering our room, and my highback executive chair looked like a kiddie chair when he sat on it. And the funny thing is he was speaking "Tagalog" (local Philippines dialect) to me... LOL!


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PostPosted: Fri May 06, 2005 7:54 am
User avatarPosts: 61Location: hangzhou - chinaJoined: Sat Feb 19, 2005 8:31 am
wow!!!!! what a wonderful dream. i hope i can have the same dream


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PostPosted: Mon May 30, 2005 9:32 pm
User avatarPosts: 1008Location: "As far as myself and Yao, we play well together," McGrady said.Joined: Sun May 22, 2005 2:16 am
godling wrote:
wow!!!!! what a wonderful dream. i hope i can have the same dream

You should be more innovative in your dream. Don't dream the same dream as other, even it is a wonderful dream. A known dream is a boring dream since you know what is going to happen even before you dream. Wow! that's a lot of 'dream'. :lol:


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:17 am
Posts: 2750Location: HoustonJoined: Thu Feb 06, 2003 11:51 pm
Maybe ya'll can have a dream with Yao with all yo butt buddies with lots of Mazola Oil. You can then be sliming each other on the floor as you play TWISTER


LMAO!!!!


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 9:22 pm
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mirthheart wrote:
Maybe ya'll can have a dream with Yao with all yo butt buddies with lots of Mazola Oil. You can then be sliming each other on the floor as you play TWISTER


LMAO!!!!


My DREAM day @ work!


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PostPosted: Tue May 31, 2005 11:05 pm
User avatarPosts: 971Location: New York & PhilippinesJoined: Sat Apr 26, 2003 4:17 pm
Too bad for those guys, cuz Yao is not g@y like them. :lol:

He'll be the one playing Twister with the Rockets Power Dancers, while y'all play with yourselves. :lol:


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 08, 2005 8:22 pm
User avatarPosts: 2491Location: "Nothing is good nor bad; The thought is what makes it so."Joined: Sat Mar 26, 2005 5:17 pm
greencase wrote:
last night i had a dream about yao ming. i was at a hmong soccer tournament and yao wanted to come check it out. so, he calls my cell. after we hung up dude was already beside me! anyways, we watch a couple soccer games then it got dark. we decided to hit the clubs. i was gonna leave the wife at home and hang out with yao! he wanted me to show him around town. of course i thought of you guys so i brought my digital camera along. this time i was going to take a boat load of pictures and post them on these forums. the pictures were going to be much clearer then the ones i've posted at the bucks game. i was so excited! then the g*d d*mn alarm went off! i woke up and almost cried! quickly checked my boxers to see if they were wet, still dry, thank g*d!

i'm not the biggest yao ming fan but i'm still intrigued as to why i had this dream about him. wierd, must be because i saw him at that bucks/rockets game i went to here in milwaukee. anyways, just thought i'd share it with you guys, very weird indeed.


lol that is very funny :lol: :lol: Im a very big Yao fan and I have never really had a dream about him. Every time I have a dream I cant remember them. Lol you checked your boxers. lol. Damn that is funnier than he*l


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PostPosted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 8:11 pm
User avatarPosts: 578Location: IllinoisJoined: Fri Feb 07, 2003 4:13 pm
I can't believe kids have wet dreams about Yao Ming. :shock: :roll: :oops: :wink:


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